My eyes slowly crawl through my eyelids, taking in the light from my west-facing window. My body rolls to the right, and my arm fiddles off of my futon, hits the floor, and begins spelunking for my phone. right hand fiddles on the floor. I find a sleek, rectangular object. I lift it to see 7 unread text messages. I clear the screen, and check the time. It’s only 8:06 am. I open the messages, hoping that they weren’t anything important. The first one is from David Stout—the hall director for Milton Daniel. Knowing that I am one of two RAs in the entire building, I begin to panic. I grind my eyes into a pulp to eliminate the crust, and flip my phone open. I push the view now button expecting the worse, but instead I’m greeted by “HAPPY THANKSGIVING CLAY!!!!!!”
“Thanksgiving? It’s only Wednesday,” I say to myself.
I recheck my calendar on my phone. As soon as my hand makes contact with the device, the screen glows and screams at me, “Thur Nov 24, 8:08 am.”
Still in disbelief, I roll off of my futon (where I now currently sleep), lunge toward my remote, grab it, push the proportionally large, green “Power” button and press the number one twice. The number eleven stalls in the top right corner of my screen in a gray box as my television shows previews of the Lions-Packers game on Sportscenter. The screen changes, the number eleven fades, and a giant Buzz Lightyear flies through the city of New York. After Buzz fades into infinity and beyond, a sea of tightly-stepping, maroon-dressed band kids begin to play Enrique Iglesias’ Baby I like it. I, unintentionally, begin to tap my feet, nod my head, and sing along. The horns of the band fade, and the rippling snare of the drum line takes over my speakers. The band marches off to reveal a large, green sign in the middle of what I assumed was Broadway Street. The sign reads, “The 85th annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.”
Once these letters embed into my brain, I become convinced that it truly is Thanksgiving.